V man... three months

What?!  I'm three months old?  Wasn't i just hatched?

Oh (blush).  I'm mean "born"...  Sometimes I get my baby animals mixed up.  Gee.. what can I say? I mean, half the time Alice has me thinkin' I'm a tiger cub!

Well, Okay... let's see.  I guess I should fill you in a bit about what I've been up to.

I'm really a pretty happy guy... I like to sleep, eat, burp, do my business....you know, typical man stuff.  Oh, I have discovered these fat funny things on the ends of my arms.  I like to put them in my mouth... and slobber.   What else??... I like to laugh... these people that I live with...yeah, they crack me up.  They're nuts.  Except my mom... she's pretty cool.  Oh, and I hear alot of people say I look like my dad...that I have his nose or somethin'...I don't know what they're talking about.

Well, I guess that's about it.  I've gotta go play house with my sisters... uhhh... don't pass that info. around.  It could damage my manhood. 

Alright. Give me a fist, ya'll.... pound it.  I'm out.