What?! I'm three months old? Wasn't i just hatched?
Oh (blush). I'm mean "born"... Sometimes I get my baby animals mixed up. Gee.. what can I say? I mean, half the time Alice has me thinkin' I'm a tiger cub!
Well, Okay... let's see. I guess I should fill you in a bit about what I've been up to.
I'm really a pretty happy guy... I like to sleep, eat, burp, do my business....you know, typical man stuff. Oh, I have discovered these fat funny things on the ends of my arms. I like to put them in my mouth... and slobber. What else??... I like to laugh... these people that I live with...yeah, they crack me up. They're nuts. Except my mom... she's pretty cool. Oh, and I hear alot of people say I look like my dad...that I have his nose or somethin'...I don't know what they're talking about.
Well, I guess that's about it. I've gotta go play house with my sisters... uhhh... don't pass that info. around. It could damage my manhood.
Alright. Give me a fist, ya'll.... pound it. I'm out.